After a year of living in an apartment I hated and that sucked all my artistic energy away, I finally got to move. Even started drawing porn again! It was great, and then I tried to sign into DA after quite a while. So long, in fact, I had forgotten my password!

Now for the shit-hitting-the-fan part:
The email address they had was an old one for .mac, and since I don't like paying for email that was no longer my address. I couldn't get my password sent to me, so I had to contact the administration to try and prove I was who I was. I answered a bunch of questions, even giving out my ISP to confirm who I was.
They told me that all the answers were wrong and they wouldn't help me any further than that.
I can understand that. I probably lied on all the security answers anyway, since I signed up for DA when I was still relatively young and nervous about giving truthful answers on the internet.
The real kick was when they sent me a follow up email saying due to my lack of response they were labeling my inquiry as resolved. Despite me emailing them back and asking if there was anything else I could do, since the first round of answers wasn't good enough. It was pretty much a 'fuck you, we've decided you're done. Oh wait, here's one more donkey punch for the road.'

Thankfully I signed into a different website for my professional work and realized the password was slightly different then the ones I usually use. Lo and behold, I tried signing in and it worked!!! Now, I just have to get through the 10,000+ messages I've got in the box. o.O This might take a while, but hey, I'm back!

Winning, duh!